Feet

Today, Mrs. Cynical went to a pedicure joint (I don't know what those are called. Toenail palaces?). Anyway, she left the house with just the name of the business (Nails-R-Us? We Be Nails?) and an address. Lo and behold, it was a Walmart. They actually had a toenail palace inside a Walmart. After a few moments hesitation, she decided to go for it. She said it was fine. It weirded me out.