Tuesday, July 29, 2014

The Crying Game

Ms. Lachrymal: (sobbing) "I don't see how it's legal for you to arrest a pregnant woman."

Officer Cynical: "Well, the warrant doesn't say 'Arrest Ms. Lachrymal unless she's pregnant."

Ms. Lachrymal: (sobbing even harder) "Well, it should!"


lbparker said...

She'll probably plead "innocent by reason of hormonal imbalance".

Anonymous said...

Well apparently we arent supposed to hold pregnant illegal immigrants at detention centers, so our own citizens should get the same courtesy....one crime is as good as another