Monday, July 28, 2014

No Sale

You moved out of town because you broke up with your boyfriend.

But for some reason you left your car with him.

Then, you sent a tow truck to pick up your car, but the tow truck driver told you the car isn't where you said it would be.

Then, your friend told you she saw it outside your now-ex-boyfriend's workplace.

So, now you want to make a stolen vehicle report with your now-ex-boyfriend as the suspect.

I guess I don't understand why you got screaming mad at me on the phone when I politely told you that no crime had been committed, insofar as I could tell, and I wasn't going to take a report.

You really need to learn to takes steps to help yourself, not throw yourself off a cliff and then call the cops to catch you on the way down.

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