Friday, July 18, 2014

DUI Math

(Xanax + Thorazine + Seroquel + Alcohol) x (Drive Over Median + Drive On Sidewalk + Drive Across Lawns) / (Hit parked car x 3) = Go To Jail

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How in the world was that guy still standing...let alone trying to drive a car! I really worry about humanity...

Anonymous said...

Additional insight perhaps- nothing brings one down like seroquel after a meth run so maybe he was just trying to take the edge off. But even my bat shit crazy pts. don't ask for thorazine. It doesn't have "street value" on the prison yard.