Monday, July 7, 2014

Fire, Fire, Run For Your Lives!

Hey, asswagon! I get it that the smoke alarms in your apartment building go off all the time for no apparent reason. But when they've been blaring for 20 minutes and there's an overpowering stench of smoke coming from the hallway, you might want to at least check it out. Don't just sit there watching TV while the entire top floor of your building burns up, and wait for me to come banging on your door and screaming at you to get out. At least get up off your ass and see what all the fuss is about. You're lucky you didn't wind up like your upstairs neighbor, who we had to haul out of there. He wound up at the coroner's office, doing his best impersonation of a well-done steak.


lbparker said...

But, priorities, man! It was his favorite show, and he had to make sure he didn't miss anything important. Yikes!!

Seriously, OC, I hope all the emergency personnel were uninjured. I couldn't do what you do--some of the sights, sounds, and smells would be more than I could take. Stay safe, and God bless you.

Chicken Little said...

And IF they do get up-
Let me find my keys
I have to change clothes
Where's my wallet
Do I need a coat
Will you carry me...
but never-
Thank you.

Chris said...

I guess its a sad world we live in where everyone is only concerned about their own bubble of the world...

Just so long as they are ok its fine. :(