Wednesday, April 8, 2015

With More Apologies to Henny Youngman

A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. My love life is terrible." The doctor looks him over and says, "I want you to run 10 miles a day, lose 20 pounds, and call me in 2 weeks."

Two weeks later the guy calls and says, "Doc, I did what you said. I've run 10 miles every day for 2 weeks and lost 20 pounds." The doctors asks, "So, how's you love life now?" The guy says, "I have no idea. I'm 140 miles from home."

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