Tuesday, April 14, 2015


Officer Cynical: "I'm going to pass the tip of my pen left and right in front of your face. I want you to follow the tip of that pen with your eyes and your eyes only - don't move your head. Do you understand?"

Mr. Etoh: "Yes."

Officer Cynical: (notes that Mr. Etoh's eyes immediately become high-speed Pong screens): "How much alcohol have you had to drink tonight?"

Mr. Etoh: "Two beers."

Officer Cynical: "Of course."

1 comment:

OldSquid said...

Maybe he forgot the 10 shots. Perhaps asking, "what is the total amount you have had to drink tonight?"

Probably counting in "dog drinks" where 1=7