Tuesday, April 21, 2015

At Your Service

Sure, I can come to your house and do a breathalyzer test on you so you can demonstrate to your ex-husband, with whom you're in a child custody dispute, that you're sufficiently sober to take the kids for the day. I'll also pick up your laundry and do your grocery shopping for you on my way over, too. Got a list?

1 comment:

Steph B said...

How about yard work? Do you also do yard work? :-)