The city can't afford to provide each of us with his/her own squad car, so we have to share them. Each of us is assigned a particular unit, so it's no secret who drives which squad.
If you're assigned to the same car as I am, I expect you to clean it up before you turn it over to me at the end of your shift. If you don't, my protocol is to put your candy wrappers, drink cups, used rubber gloves, dirty breathalyzer mouthpieces, and all the rest of that nasty shit you leave behind into your mailbox. Like I did today.
Seriously, dude, get a clue!
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