Monday, February 23, 2015

Stuntman

When your drunken idiot boyfriend jumps onto the hood of your car to keep you from leaving a party, you should probably choose...wisely, and just stop and call the cops. Instead, you chose...poorly.

Your decision to speed off with him on your hood, dynamite the brakes so he flew off onto the concrete, then run over him, was fatally flawed. And I do mean fatally.

But I hear there's another party going on at the jail.

1 comment:

Carolyn said...

Sentence should include not being able to watch movies and tv shows ever again since she obviously can't tell the difference between overly dramatic stunts and reality. Especially not Jackass or the Dudesons ...