Tuesday, February 17, 2015

The Fastest Diagnosis In The West

Dr. St. Francis of Assisi and an RN are holding down a struggling, highly intoxicated wack-job that we had brought in for a psych eval. Amidst all the drunk's screamed curses and attempts to punch/kick/headbutt everybody present, they have this exchange across the gurney:

RN (ever so calmly): So, immediate clearance and off to jail?

Dr. St. Francis of Assisi: (even more calmly): Sounds like a plan.

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