There's flea on the hair on the wart on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea...

I'm pretty sure that the dent on the roof of your car is not from another car. Yes, I see there is some white transfer paint near the dent on the roof, but I still don't think it was from a car. Yes, I see the scratches next to the transfer paint near the dent on the roof, but I don't think it was caused by a car. Yes, I see the tail light lens is broken too, just below the the scratches next to the transfer paint near the dent  on the roof, but I don't think it was done by a car. OK, maybe one of those flying cars from the 1950s, but I haven't seen one of those around here lately. No, I'm sorry, I'm not taking a hit-and-run report, because there's no way that damage on the roof was caused by a car.