Friday, February 13, 2015


Suspect in the back seat of my squad car points at his own mug shot, which is on my in-car computer screen:

Mr. Rathbone: "That's not me!"

Officer Cynical: "Is that your name under the photo?"

Mr. Rathbone: "Yes."

Officer Cynical: "And is that your date of birth, right under the name?"

Mr. Rathbone: "Yes."

Officer Cynical: "And you're telling me that that face, which looks exactly like yours, and has your name and date of birth under, isn't you?"

Mr. Rathbone: "Yes."

Officer Cynical: Cannot stop laughing for the next 20 minutes.

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