Wednesday, March 4, 2015
You Left Your Brain In My Back Seat
Don't blame me because you were so drunk at 8 this morning that you literally couldn't stand up, got transported kicking and screaming to the ER because you were having some alcohol-induced freakout, went additionally loco in the ER to the extent that I had to come put you in handcuffs to keep you from ripping all the plumbing out of your arms, then peed AND pooped in the back of my squad car while I was hauling your sorry ass to detox. Don't blame me.
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You really get to see the finest examples of modern society, don't you?
You guys (and ladies) do not get paid enough for the stuff you have to deal with, but thank you for doing it and keeping those people away from the rest of us.
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