Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Public Assistance

You have three kids, two dogs, and a cage full of pet rats. You live in a shitty apartment in a part of town even the cops avoid, and drive an even shittier car. What I want to know is this: With no job, how can you afford a drug and alcohol habit that would disable a water buffalo, two packs of cigarettes a day, and $5000 worth of tattoos?


Anonymous said...

That's easy. Barter system.

lbparker said...

Our tax dollars at work.

Nana said...

The [female] ones on the news often have a 'weave' and long, fancy, fake fingernails.