Monday, March 23, 2015

It Looked Like Something

Airport security calls 911 and says they have a guy detained who has a gun in his carry-on luggage. The whole shift is doing 1,000 mph to get there before we make the national news. I go up to their little secure area, where a guard meets me at the door. He takes me back to their super-secret, James Bond, CIA-type room where they're holding this guy. Never mind, they tell me, it's not a gun. It's a cigarette lighter.

You couldn't figure that out before you called me? You couldn't bother to call and cancel me once you did figure it out?

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