Wednesday, March 18, 2015

With Apologies to Henny Youngman

I get dispatched to a bar for a guy that's overly intoxicated. While I'm talking to him, the drunk falls off his bar stool 3 times, and I pick him up each time. I ask the bartender where the guy lives, get his address, and help the guy out to my squad car. On the way out, the guy falls 3 more times, and I pick him up each time. I get to the guy's house, open the back door of my squad car, and the guy falls out. I pick him up and walk him to his door. He falls down 3 more times on the way, and I pick him up each time. I finally get him to his door and his wife opens it. I say, "Mrs. Feldstein, I brought your husband home." She says, "So, where's his wheelchair?"

Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week.

4 comments:

Jono said...

Take my wife.

Richard Lawson said...

zomg. This really does read like a middling comedian's joke. Glad you have a sense of humor about it. :)

Jay said...

You almost had me with that one. Very funny.

Arzt4Empfaenger said...

An oldie but a goodie! Thanks for sharing. :D