Thursday, March 12, 2015

Automotive Humor

I'm not making this up:

I was dispatched to a car floating in the river. I get there and, sure enough, there's an SUV submerged up to the roofline. The fire department dive team goes out to check on it, and reports that the car is empty. They winch it back to shore.

We call the owner and ask if his car is missing. He says wait a minute, he'll look out the window. Yes, his car is missing. We tell him where it is, and that it's ready for him to pick up whenever he'd like.

The dive team is packing up there gear, and I overhear one of them ask another, "Do you think it'll start?" And the other guy says "I doubt it, I think it's flooded".

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