I get dispatched to a bar for a guy that's overly intoxicated. While I'm talking to him, the drunk falls off his bar stool 3 times, and I pick him up each time. I ask the bartender where the guy lives, get his address, and help the guy out to my squad car. On the way out, the guy falls 3 more times, and I pick him up each time. I get to the guy's house, open the back door of my squad car, and the guy falls out. I pick him up and walk him to his door. He falls down 3 more times on the way, and I pick him up each time. I finally get him to his door and his wife opens it. I say, "Mrs. Feldstein, I brought your husband home." She says, "So, where's his wheelchair?"
Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week.
4 comments:
Take my wife.
zomg. This really does read like a middling comedian's joke. Glad you have a sense of humor about it. :)
You almost had me with that one. Very funny.
An oldie but a goodie! Thanks for sharing. :D
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