Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Thought Police

I get sent on a call for suspicious persons.

The "victim" says that she was walking her dog, when a couple approached her. First, the male half  asked if he could pet her dog. She said "no", so he backed off. Then the female half asked if she could pet the dog, and the "victim" again refused, so the female backed off. The couple then explained that they were the owners of a local pet store, and were just curious about the unusual breed of dog the "victim" had, and they walked off.

The "victim" wanted to report that she believed the couple was thinking about stealing her dog and selling it in their pet shop. When I asked why she believed this, the "victim" said that the couple just didn't look like the kind of people who would own a business.

Thank you for calling. I believe Dr. St. Francis of Assisi does psych evals Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, 9 AM to 5 PM at Great Big Hospital just down the road.

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