In the ER of Great Big Hospital:
Dr. St. Francis of Assisi: "The officers say you made threats to harm yourself. Are you still feeling that way?"
Ms. Brize: "Fuck you!"
Dr. St. Francis of Assisi: "OK. I get that. But I'm here to help you, so I need to know if you're still feeling like harming yourself."
Ms. Brize: "Fuck you, you miserable fuck!"
Dr. St. Francis of Assisi: "You can keep saying that, but I have to ask you these questions if I'm going to help you. Now, are you still feeling like you want to hurt yourself".
Ms. Brize: "Fuck you! Fuck all of you! Shut the fuck up and get the fuck away from me!"
Dr. St. Francis of Assisi: "Please, Ms. Brize, I'm just here to look after your best interests. If you could please calm down and just answer a couple of questions."
Ms. Brize: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Dr. St. Francis of Assisi: "Fine. You're committed." (Walks out and closes door)
1 comment:
Probably what she wanted anyway. . .
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