Talking In Circles

Officer Cynical: "So, you admit you shoplifted the booze from the liquor store earlier today?"

Mr. Schlitz: "No, because I paid my bill."

Officer Cynical: "What do you mean by that?"

Mr. Schlitz: "Well, when I got my hands on some money later, I went back to the liquor store and paid my bill."

Officer Cynical: "Your bill for what?"

Mr. Schlitz: "The booze I got earlier."

Officer Cynical: "At the liquor store?"

Mr. Schlitz: "Yes."

Officer Cynical: "So, you admit you got booze at the liquor store earlier today, and left the store without paying for it?"

 Mr. Schlitz: "No, because I went back later and paid my bill."

Voice Inside Officer Cynical's Head: (screaming) "Jesus H. Christ on a freakin' unicycle!!!"