Thursday, August 21, 2014

How to Make Me Hate You

Milk your 15-minute run for over an hour, while another bullshit call on your beat sits in "Pending". Then, when you hear dispatch finally send me to cover for you, you go back into service immediately.

And if you don't think everybody on the shift didn't notice, you're even stupider than I give you credit for.


lbparker said...

"How to Win Friends and Influence People", Officer Jerk edition.

Gee, how many volunteers is he going to get when he wants someone to do him a favor? I'm sure the word gets passed around quickly.

Madaline Chance said...

So very true.