Thursday, August 7, 2014

Say It Isn't So

Doesn't everyone know by now that if you're going to sell stuff on Craigslist, you don't accept checks via snail mail that are for way over the amount you're selling the item for, and you don't then wire the difference in cash back to the person who sent you the check?

Doesn't everyone know that the check is bogus, and you won't find out until a week from now when it bounces and you've already wired the cash off?

Doesn't everyone know that the address you've been given to ship your crap to is also bogus, and it will either wind up arriving at the home of some bewildered schmuck (who will probably sell it on Craigslist) or just be returned to you?

Doesn't everyone who can read, or watch TV, or has more than three operating CNS neurons know all this?

No, they do not! And they're all calling me to take the report!

2 comments:

Madaline Chance said...

GREED....

Anonymous said...

Does this mean I'm not going to get a share of the lottery won by some Nigerian who needed access to my bank account so he could deposit it? Crap....