No one "says" anything anymore. They "go" it or they "like" it. To wit:
Officer Cynical: "So, what are you two fighting about?"
Suspect 1: "I was minding my own business when he walks up to me and goes, 'Hey, I want that money you owe me.' And I go, 'I don't owe you any money!' And he goes, 'Like hell you don't!'. And then he pushed me."
Suspect 2: "That's bullshit. I was minding my own business when he walks up to me and is like, 'I heard you were dissing me to my girlfriend.' And I'm like, 'I never said nothing to your girlfriend'. And he's like, 'Well, she said you did.' And then he shoved me.
Officer Cynical: "Well, let's act like adults and don't go or like at one another anymore, OK?"
Christ!
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One probably does owe the other money, but the girlfriend? Probably a lie. Like.
Sixty years ago, my friends and I were conversing in goes and likes. It would appear they are not going away.
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