Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Dorian Gray Minus the Picture

I stop a guy for speeding in a school zone this morning. He is very polite and cooperative, and admits he wasn't paying any attention and deserves the ticket. After I finish issuing it to him, he looks me up and down and we have the following exchange:

Mr. Flattery: "So, you must be a Sergeant."

Officer Cynical: "No, just a Police Officer."

Mr. Flattery: (looking a little disappointed) "Oh. Well, you look like you've been at this a long time."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dear Officer Cynical,

The "been at it a long time, just a Police Officer" look continues to make me swoon - it's hot.

Mrs. Cynical