1. Call a local pizza delivery place and order a large pizza.
2. Give them the address of where your squad car is parked.
3. Tell them there's an extra $20 in it if the delivery guy gets there in less than 10 minutes.
4. Clock the delivery guy's car by radar as he comes barreling down the street.
5. Give the delivery guy a speeding ticket, and confiscate the pizza as evidence.
1 comment:
This show made me laugh so hard I'd cry.
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