Officer Cynical: "Sir, I'm stopping you because the speed limit in the school zone back there is 20 mph. You were doing 35."
Mr. Logical: "But I don't live around here, and I usually take that street over there (points one block over), and I'm not a speeder. I don't speed."
Officer Cynical: "Well, you were speeding this morning, and there are kids all over the place this time of morning."
Mr. Logical: "I know, but I'm telling you I'm not a speeder. I never speed."
Officer Cynical: "I can show you the lidar readout, if you'd like."
Mr. Logical: "I don't care what the lidar says. I'm not a speeder, and I....."
Officer Cynical: (interrupts) "Look, I'm not going to argue with you here. You can take the citation to court, if you feel it isn't fair."
Mr. Logical: "Fine. Can you hurry up though? I gotta be somewhere."
2 comments:
He's not a speeder, OC...he's a "drive really fast"-er.
I do hope you wrote his ticket really, really slowly.
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