Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman: Sleight Of Hand

As I write this, I'm looking at Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman's online forecast for the next three days. He lists the chance of rain as 0% for that entire time.

Mrs. Cynical just walked in the door from work, and showed me a weather alert she just received on her smartphone. It's from the same TV news channel that Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman works for, and says "85% chance of rain within the next 15 minutes".

How hard can it be?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How refreshing! A choice in which weather you prefer to experience!.... or; Meteorological Diversity Training requires that no cloud be left behind.