Friday, October 9, 2015

Vacation

I feel a little strange taking a vacation, now that I'm retired. It's not like I'm doing much beyond watching TV and walking the dog. But, Mrs. Cynical (who actually has a job), myself, and our 3 dogs will be heading off into the wilderness for a week. I'll be back a week from Monday, assuming I don't get eaten by a bear.

8 comments:

Reds Kevin said...

Can you write a story of your vacation just like Doctor Grumpy?

Jono said...

I'll bet Officer Cynical doesn't have a phone that randomly plays Amish Paradise.

Carolyn said...

Enjoy! :)

Heidi said...

What all the other comments said!!!

Have a great time.

Liz Harris said...

I'm retired also and I would love to go on a vacation just to get our of the house.
These days, a Target run is an adventure.

Be safe.

charles said...

Ha! I'd be willing to bet that the bears are better behaved than some of the criminals you've dealt with. The rattle snakes too!

Anonymous said...

Retired? RETIRED!? Bullshit. If you are married (and by your own admission you are...) your workload just got doubled, my friend. All the crap honey-do jobs you've avoided (including picking your socks up and putting the lid down) are now mandatory daily assignments.

You didn't retire - you just entered the third level of the netherhells (aka Chucky Cheese if you have grandchildren).

Enjoy the vacation... and no, you may not force a bear to eat you instead of driving back home to vacuum.

Jay said...

Have a great holiday and while holidaying there may there barely be a bear but if while there you see a bear then don’t just stare at aforesaid bear but with all due care take a photo and when you are back from there to here post the photo so we can in fear also stare at the bear and say that we are so glad we were not near.