Thursday, October 29, 2015


Your mom didn't find it particularly funny when she learned that you skipped school today. She also wasn't too amused when she found the drugs and paraphernalia in your room. And she was really upset by the video on your computer of you putting a gun to your head and mugging for the camera.

Yes, I realize that none of that stuff was yours.
Yes, I realize your friends made you do it.
Yes, I realize that dumb who-me expression works like a charm on some people.

But see, I've totally heard this crap like 500 times before, and I can tell you you're full of it. It's time to man up and take your medicine. And I have a feeling you're not gonna like it.

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