Wednesday, July 22, 2015

If You Don't Know, How Should I?

I don't care if you want to turn yourself in. You don't have any warrants anywhere, and no one here is looking for you for anything. I understand that you "want to clear this mess up", but I'm clueless as to what the mess is. No, I can't take you into custody. No, I have no idea why the FBI or the CIA might be looking for you. Why don't you call them up and ask? Here's their numbers.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alright then.

Anonymous said...

Well, you couldve always asked him to make an attempt to run away as you arrested him on his own cognizance. Then he would be evading/resisting.

Anonymous said...

I did that once, ask to be arrested. This was after I was brainwashed and tortured in prison, normal folk call a hospital (psychiatric).
My crime was my freedom of thought.