Open Letter to American Idol, The Voice, and The X Factor
Dear Contestant:
Opening your mouth and bellowing as loudly as you can, even with vibrato, is not singing. Incorporating as many different notes as possible in as little time as possible doesn't help.
Sincerely yours,
Officer Cynical
2 comments:
lbparker
said...
What is this "singing" you speak of? Oh, you mean actually producing a discernible melody and lyrics? Why OC, how charmingly old-fashioned of you! :-)
2 comments:
What is this "singing" you speak of? Oh, you mean actually producing a discernible melody and lyrics? Why OC, how charmingly old-fashioned of you! :-)
I keep telling my cat that but she never listens.
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