Thursday, January 15, 2015

Open Letter to American Idol, The Voice, and The X Factor

Dear Contestant:

Opening your mouth and bellowing as loudly as you can, even with vibrato, is not singing. Incorporating as many different notes as possible in as little time as possible doesn't help.

Sincerely yours,

Officer Cynical


lbparker said...

What is this "singing" you speak of? Oh, you mean actually producing a discernible melody and lyrics? Why OC, how charmingly old-fashioned of you! :-)

Anonymous said...

I keep telling my cat that but she never listens.