It's a Topsy-Turvy World

I got sent to investigate a tipped-over portable toilet today. Some guy who lives near where it was located called to report it. I'm not sure what he thought the police could do, but I wasn't getting within 10 feet of that thing. He came out to my car to tell me a group of "half white and half colored kids" had walked by the night before, and he was sure they did it because "that's what they do." Nice. Well, if you see them before I do, ask them to stand it back up. Otherwise, I'll let the portable toilet people take care of it.