Friday, October 31, 2014

Hands Off

I understand that you're appreciative of my efforts on your behalf. But after I've taken about the third giant step backward to get you to stop putting your hand on my arm, you really ought to get a hint. Between my job and Mrs. Cynical, I have a pretty good thing going. And even if I didn't think you were physically and psychologically abhorrent, I wouldn't take the chance of blowing it. Next time you're feeling that overheated, call the fire department and ask them to hose you off.

2 comments:

Christina LMT said...

Aw, c'mon! She just misinterpreted the "serve" part of "Protect and Serve". A little.

OK, a LOT.

Serviced Apartments Guy said...

Now THAT'S a burn!