Thursday, November 19, 2015

Favorite Dream Ever

The other night I dreamt I was dealing with some uncooperative douchebag - some creep who wouldn't answer my questions and was refusing my orders. I finally stuck my finger in his face and said:

"You want an old-man beat down? I'll give you an old-man beat down! Then I'll haul your ass out of here in candy-colored handcuffs!"

Now, I have no idea exactly what that means, but I would've loved to have used that in a non-sleep mook encounter.

1 comment:

Heidi said...

Love the candy-colored handcuffs...a real threat to a manly-man bad guy. Nobody wants to be seen in those!

Good dream.