Monday, November 16, 2015

Drunk And Stupid

Cutting through people's yards and hiding in that apartment building laundry room after your little burglary spree was a pretty good plan. It was especially timely since we didn't have a canine unit working that night.

However, you forgot one thing: with a foot of freshly fallen snow on the ground, we didn't need a canine to follow your footprints right to where you were passed out behind the washing machines. Perhaps a somewhat lower BAC would've helped you be a better one-man crime wave.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You just can't fix stupid

Anonymous said...

is there snow on the ground where you are? that surprises me since there is none where I am, and we usually are one of the first areas.