Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman: Stop Whatever You're Not Doing

At noon the other day, Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman, said the chance of rain was 100%. At 10PM, he said "rain showers will be ending tonight". It hadn't rained a single drop the entire day.

Yesterday, Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman, said there was a "100% chance of violent thunderstorms overnight tonight". He called these incoming storms "potentially dangerous". We medicated the dogs so they wouldn't be freaking out with all the lightening and thunder. I awoke this morning to find it absolutely dry outside. The dogs slept well, though.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

There has got to be more than one weatherman in your area.

lbparker said...

What Anonymous at 12:04 said. Seriously OC, if there's only one channel in your area try accuweather.com, or even weatherchannel.com. There are plenty of sources on the net.

Knot Telling said...

But Anonymous at 12:04 and Ibparker - what would be the fun in that?