Officer Sarcastic and I were at the ER, waiting for Dr. St. Francis of Assisi to see our latest psychopath. We were schmoozing with the nurses, and I remarked that I was going to be off for the next couple of days.
Nurse Able: "Nice. Have you made any plans for tonight?"
Officer Cynical: "I was thinking maybe, like, 10 Ambien and a Miller Lite."
Nurse Able: "10 Ambien? Isn't that a little extreme?"
Officer Sarcastic: "Are you kidding? 10 Ambien won't even touch the 60 cups of coffee he's had so far today. And the shift's only half over."
Busted.
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