Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman: Stop Whatever You're Not Doing

At noon the other day, Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman, said the chance of rain was 100%. At 10PM, he said "rain showers will be ending tonight". It hadn't rained a single drop the entire day.

Yesterday, Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman, said there was a "100% chance of violent thunderstorms overnight tonight". He called these incoming storms "potentially dangerous". We medicated the dogs so they wouldn't be freaking out with all the lightening and thunder. I awoke this morning to find it absolutely dry outside. The dogs slept well, though.


Anonymous said...

There has got to be more than one weatherman in your area.

lbparker said...

What Anonymous at 12:04 said. Seriously OC, if there's only one channel in your area try, or even There are plenty of sources on the net.

Knot Telling said...

But Anonymous at 12:04 and Ibparker - what would be the fun in that?