Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman: The Never-Ending Story

I can't help but beat this dead horse. I'm amazed at how so astounding wrong Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman, can be. As I write this, his online forecast states "100% Chance of Heavy Thunderstorms" with a big "!" in front of it. It is 82 degrees, and there is literally not a cloud in the sky that I can see from any window in my house. Two people on bikes just rode by, and my neighbor has his grill fired up.


Jono said...

Maybe if everyone in the city washed their car.

Knot Telling said...

Maybe Strunk White I.W. was speaking in a global sense. "100% chance of heavy weatherstorms [somewhere on earth]!"