Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman: The Never-Ending Story

I can't help but beat this dead horse. I'm amazed at how so astounding wrong Strunk White, Idiot Weatherman, can be. As I write this, his online forecast states "100% Chance of Heavy Thunderstorms" with a big "!" in front of it. It is 82 degrees, and there is literally not a cloud in the sky that I can see from any window in my house. Two people on bikes just rode by, and my neighbor has his grill fired up.

2 comments:

Jono said...

Maybe if everyone in the city washed their car.

Knot Telling said...

Maybe Strunk White I.W. was speaking in a global sense. "100% chance of heavy weatherstorms [somewhere on earth]!"