Ms. Neisseria: "I want to file charges against my boyfriend."
Officer Cynical: "Did he assault you or something?"
Ms. Neisseria: "No, he gave me gonorrhea."
Officer Cynical: "OK. Did you know he had gonorrhea?"
Ms. Neisseria: "His other girlfriend told me she got it from him, but I didn't believe her."
Officer Cynical: "Well, I don't think there's been a crime committed here."
Ms. Neisseria: "But it's the second time I got it from him!"
Officer Cynical: "Public Health is just two blocks that way."
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Hey copper, it's a clapper caper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo
How do you stay sane?
fool me once......
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