Friday, May 29, 2015

The Clapper

Ms. Neisseria: "I want to file charges against my boyfriend."

Officer Cynical: "Did he assault you or something?"

Ms. Neisseria: "No, he gave me gonorrhea."

Officer Cynical: "OK. Did you know he had gonorrhea?"

Ms. Neisseria: "His other girlfriend told me she got it from him, but I didn't believe her."

Officer Cynical: "Well, I don't think there's been a crime committed here."

Ms. Neisseria: "But it's the second time I got it from him!"

Officer Cynical: "Public Health is just two blocks that way."


Jono said...

Hey copper, it's a clapper caper.

Mad Jack said...

How do you stay sane?

Anonymous said...

fool me once......

Anonymous said...

Forget staying sane, how do you keep a straight face with idiots like this?