Tuesday, May 12, 2015

I Never Get To Go Anywhere

I'm often relieved when it's another cop who gets sent to some dumb call. Selfish, yes, but we all feel the same way. Nobody wants to be the one who has to deal with somebody calling 911 because their neighbor blew leaves onto their property, or because there's a rabbit stuck in their window well. But there was one I heard dispatched recently that I really wanted to go on, but couldn't:

A local celebrity was bitten on the finger by a monkey.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was it Strunk White?

Jay said...

What exactly are you suppose to do, arrest the monkey?? I bet the tiny pair of handcuffs would be real cute.
And how would the monkey get a good lawyer when could only pay peanuts.

rapnzl rn said...

Hmm. Where was the local TV media's investigative reporter?

Argh.