I Lied

I'm dealing with a very large, very belligerent DWI. We're standing in his driveway, and he's refusing every instruction I give him. Then, he squares up to me like he wants to fight.

Officer Cynical: "Shane, I'm not going to fight with you. I'm just gonna taze your ass. Now turn around and put your hands behind your back."

Shane: "Fuck you."

I start to put the habeus grabbus on him, and he immediately resists. In about 3 seconds, he's pig-piled by me and the three other cops who showed up to help, cuffed and stuffed. Why waste a perfectly good Taser cartridge?