In the morning, my first duty after showering and dressing is to get coffee. Sometimes Mrs. Cynical will have set the pot up to start brewing when I get up. If not, I'll reheat what's left from the day before.
My first stop when I hit the streets is to fill up the coffee mug. I bought one at a convenience store chain that includes free refills forever! I'm waiting for the day they put in a drive-up window just for coffee refills.
When my hands shake in the wintertime, I just tell people I'm cold. In the summertime, I tell them it's the excitement of the job.
When I get home, I make another pot or reheat what's been there since morning. I ignore the cardiac arrythmias and wonder why I can't sleep at night.
I'm considering retirement in Brazil or Colombia.
4 comments:
Love it!! And coffee, too. :-)
mmm, coffee..do not take my coffee away
I prefer my caffeine in solid form. Just give me the chocolate, and nobody gets hurt! :-D
Seriously you need to get to a hospital as I am sure they can set a bag of coffee with a drip line straight into your arm. No need for a mug, no risk of spillage if your hand should shake and coffee 24 hours a day. You know you want to.
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