The other night I dreamt I was dealing with some uncooperative douchebag - some creep who wouldn't answer my questions and was refusing my orders. I finally stuck my finger in his face and said:
"You want an old-man beat down? I'll give you an old-man beat down! Then I'll haul your ass out of here in candy-colored handcuffs!"
Now, I have no idea exactly what that means, but I would've loved to have used that in a non-sleep mook encounter.
1 comment:
Love the candy-colored handcuffs...a real threat to a manly-man bad guy. Nobody wants to be seen in those!
Good dream.
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