Napoleon XIV

If you didn't want to get arrested, you shouldn't have opened your apartment door and handed us a still-smoldering crack pipe. Yes, I understand you thought we somehow knew you were in there smoking dope, and were knocking on your door to come and get you. But actually, we were knocking on the door across the hall about another matter entirely. Perhaps less dope would help your paranoia. No, I'm sorry, there are no do-overs in law enforcement.